A possible child Molester? By Rory Pond
Molestia, one of Princess Celestia’s alternate personalities, is a well known child molester. She denies that she even IS an alternate personality, making it harder for the authorities to decide whether it’s Cel or Mol. Of course, what we really want to know, is what happened last night when she kidnapped Berry Pinch.
When asked about the subject, Molestia replied:
“OK, so I let the NICE guards take Pinchy home, and then I show UP to warn Berry about that CREEPY Alex person. He threatened me so I left. He doesn’t seem to bee any bother anymore.”
She is pinning the crime on a well known supporter of the Berry family, Alex. Of course, we all know she did it.
She told Berry Punch that she was holding a daycare service, or something similar. Berry Punch let her take her daughter because she was having a drinking contest (Miss Punch is an alchoholic, despite being a good mother). When TypeWryter informed her that it was Molestia, she panicked and asked everybody to help, which was made harder because the search for Sweetie Belle was still ongoing.
Eventually, a number of supporters raided the castle, trying to find Molestia and Berry Pinch. Pinch was found on the top floor of the Royal archives, and rescued by TypeWryter. A small group of people challenged Molestia to buy time, and when Pinch was saved, it was the end of the battle.
-Rory Williams Pond, the Canterlot Times.
